Mark Morford: BP Welcomes You to the Apocalypse

I come bearing fabulous news. There is no longer any need to concern yourself with pesky trifles like love, a mortgage, child rearing, planting a garden, dreams, money, shoes, wristwatches, parking spaces, mysterious rashes, foreign policy, baseball, bridge tolls or generally caring about much of anything in particular. I am delighted to report it will all be over soon. If not sooner. It's true.
