The Very Useful Idiocy of Christine ODonnell

ALL it took was some 30,000 Republican primary voters in a tiny state to turn Christine ODonnell into the brightest all-American media meteor since Balloon Boy. For embattled liberals, not to mention the axis of Comedy Central, Saturday Night Live and Bill Maher, shes been pure comic gold for weeks: a bottomless trove of baldfaced lies, radical views and sheer wackiness. True, other American politicians have dismissed evolution as a myth. Some may even have denied joining a coven. But history will always remember her for taking a fearless stand against masturbation, the one national pastime with more fans than baseball.
